Sorry for my atrociously slow update rate. I should have had all that out on 4/13 but I procrastinated! (read: Fell asleep every time I was about to do it)

We’d be further a long and I’d have grabbed my beta six-ever ago but I was stuck on drawing a house. Can’t do it! So instead we used Hussie’s tactics he uses with Prospit and Derse and just put a color filter on a photo. That is a house in Roswell, NM. I had Kira do the filters as unlike everyone else in this project, I don’t do photoshop or anything like that. Just MS Paint. Last time I tried to draw with a fancier program we got the panels where I farted audibly and vomited on my bed. NEVER AGAIN. Only Paint for me :v

I’ll stop rambling now and let you read the rest of your dash or whatever you were doing. Hopefully I’ll put out more updates during the hiatus so you have something to read! (And of course, everyone else should too once they have an update to do)

chrid your buns look fantastic

huehuehue

- Totally not Kira

Still waiting on when you guys need me again - HT
Anonymous

We always need you Dellin


Always. (。ʘ‿ʘ。)

This has been a PSA.

- PF (Kira)

Happy V-Day and whatnot!(YES I KNOW I’M GONNA UPDATE EVENTUALLY I GOTTA FIND MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE) 

Happy V-Day and whatnot!
(YES I KNOW I’M GONNA UPDATE EVENTUALLY I GOTTA FIND MY EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE) 

can we get links to each character's introduction page in terrorstuck?
Anonymous

Yeah sure! Here you go! <: In order of appearance!

Chris B.

Kira

Chris E. 

Dwes

Trish

- Kira (PF)

UGH, when do we get to see more of Chris B.'s Sexy fucking neckbeard? I doubt my ovaries can wait much longer.
Anonymous

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE AND WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY INQUIRIES?! - ZA

you're the cock wagon, cock wagon
Anonymous

DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING GO YOU INSUFFERABLE COCK JUGGLING DOG FUCKING INSATIABLE CUM SINK? BECAUSE WE CAN FUCKING GO, MONO Y MONO. I’LL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A FUCKING CACTUS. WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN, COCK JOCKEY? - ZA

why isn't keebs wearing boxers in your header her fucking symbol is underpants why this
Anonymous

THAT’S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING CONCERN, COCK WAGON. - ZA

Because she doesn’t own any -RT

REAL UPDATE SOON

Got a reader command!

See? We do them!…At least I do!

Chris B. still has one floating about that we intend to get to, but…shit happens, yo!

I also got to the OH SO FRIENDLY one “update you miserable sluts”. You’re welcome.

ANYWHO, this last post (in scribble mode which looks SUSPICIOUSLY like me-actually-trying-to-draw-mode) was made by thetendertroll and was a reference to how we are both each other’s number one fans.

Now you understand. Now I shall go actually pester the underpants.

-RT